The virtual boy's resurrection is open to the Nintendo garbage.

My beloved millennium generation and baby Gen Xers, our time has come. For many years, video game companies have been rebounding and resuming their beloved games for the new generation, so the future gamers respect the previous line. Of course, if you announce good things again, where is the garbage? The history of video games must fail completely and be preserved for the rest of the time. Something like Sega Dreamcast.

There are many bad things we need to preserve, whether it's LJN IP -based games in the 1980s, seriously confusing accessories, and even a large console disaster of the times. So many of them came from Nintendo.

That's why Nintendo's presentation was absolutely blown by the resurrection of a virtual boy. Some of the colleagues in TheGamer's were not born when the virtual boy began (on the brick wall in itself) theremale. I was 15 years old, and I was arranged in Toys R us and waited for my turn to play the demo unit in the middle of the video game passage.

I am not here to pretend Virtual Boy to be a great console, but it is a huge game history. The first console of Nintendo uses three -dimensional 3D to power Nintendo 3D. That's right, thank you, virtual boy. And I don't care how good it is. I still want it.

But why do you stop there? The warehouse has a mountain full of first and third -party Nintendo failure. I was all ready to raise time in the sun.

What should Nintendo submit again?

The first step is to import Power Gloves, a symbolic and mostly non -functional motion control gloves that Nintendo can control NES. Advertising and the Wizard may think that wearing one while playing Rad Racer is the same as driving a car, but not.

Power Gloves are the same ideas as Nintendo's virtual boys. Even if the technology does not exist yet, we are trying to think and work in advance. As we know, Nintendo eventually found out the motion control with Wii. Then I found it again with Wii Motionplus. Now you can pack and truly live in the updated power glove with switch 2 reelere.

And if we are playing power gloves, let's throw SNES Super Scope, a console's answer to NES Light gun. And theoretically, he succeeded in considering that he was on the market for six years. But it was very useless and only 12 games of SNES were compatible. And only six of them actually demanded it.

The Super Scope came out in the game era with a light gun on TV, and gamers were not interested in gamers. It is what you do in the arcade, and the early console brought the arcade experience home, but there was no light general market. In the same year when SEGA debuted Menacer, a rival light gun, SEGA was released in the same year when Super Scope was released.

This is another case that Wii has successfully implemented a light total gameplay with a title such as Rayman: Raving Rabbids, Link 'S Crossbow Training and The House of the Dead: Overkill.

But in my heart, there is a really funny accessory that Nintendo wants to interfere with the world once again. The robot operating friend, known as ROB, was a robot filled with player 2 in NES games. Well, it is a kind of work.

I was the only child in the 1980s, and the idea of ​​always having a player 2 for the game sounded perfect. Thankfully, I saw a parent who saw something like ROB and knew it was too good to be true. And the boy was right. ROB actually worked only as two games in NES, both of them rob that 'the'the' the'the'the

Nevertheless, the stupid ROB as a robot video game friend plays an important role in Nintendo history. It was available in NES when the console was released, and provided a completely unique thing in the previous console and 1983 video game crash. This was difficult for NINTENO, which has a big bet on NES's success.

ROB hasn't lasted too long, but it was stopped a few years later, but who can know who NES was successful?

Now ROB is often super smash bros. It looks like a character that can be played on the title and it's really fun to wreck people. He is also a bicycle in Mario Cart. Congratulations, Rob

But do not forget the third party trash

Just as Nintendo ultimately announces quite useless strange things, the company has nothing to use to make a third -party accessory for console. There are so many terrible accessories released for the Nintendo console for many years, so we continued to record a lot.

Whether it's a game boy pocket for fishing for fishing, it's just a plastic mass that can capture the controller in space, whether it's a game boy's pre -electronic leader or a NES Speedboard. We have been blessed with many bad ideas. And most of them must be buried in the cemetery they live. But they are not all.

Roll & Locker, give a controller to move your body and actually use it. Oh, and you need to keep your balance. Like many games LJN, which was released in the 80's, Roll & Rocker meets common standards without standards. It may not want to see it, but it is completely used. Add the features to ring adventures or develop new exercise games.

This will be an amazing waste. But clearly, they are being announced again Virtual boy.

The last thing I want to defend is that Konami's laserscope. This was a headset you helped you to launch weapons in your game. What you need to do is shouts “Fire!” And the headset's microphone will cause all the firms of the game. And theoretically, it will refer to everything you see. It was basically NES ZApper for your head to scream. Nevertheless, I am pleased to exist, even if it is not really effective as I expected.

The video game industry is generally about creating new things, developing new things, or repeating past success, but I absolutely like Nintendo focusing on previous failures. By doing so, it accepts the virtual boy as the main part of the past regardless of whether the gamer realizes it.

Then will Nintendo: Will you bring Rob back? I don't want to pay $ 100 like the upcoming virtual boy case with a switch. But I will do it.