How to create an ideal indie game for me, fool

So you are playing an independent game! congratulation! You not only entered the world of sadness and worry, but also suffered a lot! Regardless of what you have made, regardless of the genre, you already say, “Is it next Bala?” It just makes you look at the mirror longer every night while looking less in your reflection. Creating an indie game is very difficult. You can enjoy creative freedom, but you are trying to pleasure the narrower audience than Triple A Game Population Statistics.

And unfortunately, for you, some of the people who will play your game are the same as me: complete stupid. Don't boast, I am the stupid person I know. In other words, I don't have a lot of friends, so I think I should set the bar lower. And I am the person to play your game. Of course, some smart people will do it. Some people understand how the world works. They are great. They may probably run a car and do not cry in the emotionally operational part of the legal and order episodes. Still not!

If you want an indie game to succeed, there is a possibility you need to appeal to me. You also like to see others playing in the stream and make a fun thing. Quality works clearly. But quality requires time, luck, and money. If so, if the banana peel accidentally did not eat the rest of the banana first, wouldn't it be appealing to people like me?

It's short, but it's small but infinite

All independent games are easy to complete in two hours, so you should be able to have bad opinions online. But it must last 2,000 hours. If you win the game, a new game should begin, but it should not be more difficult than the original game. And the original ending of the game obtained after two hours should be a Canon ending. wait! no! Depending on my choice, there must be several endings, the game must tell me when I make that choice, and I'm still amazing at the ending based on that choice.

You should be able to get the best ending within 15 minutes or after 300 hours in the new game plus. There is no middle point. I have to be able to play this game for the rest of my life, complaining that I don't have much to do in the first few hours. And what I say is Canon is a Canon, and I have to change other games to fit me, so I'm not afraid of the enormity of human experience.

I will make a deck even if I do nothing.

When I was young, I used it to swallow air when I was hungry. So believe me when you say you don't know if your deck building game doesn't really know if there's no deck mechanism. If you win a story, level, or win everything else, the game like me should be able to add a card like me. Give 3 random cards.

oh! i know! Make them Taro Messenger! Tarot cards are suitable for games, slightly abstract and cool, so most people do not know what they mean, so they can make something without doing anything. In fact, I worked for decades, one of the longest legacy in the game. In three choices, add a tarot card and do not tell what it is doing. To be honest, you can't do anything and you can feel the same dopamine dash.

It looks deceptively hard, but is a wooden block for adults.

The problem with games like Blue Prince is that puzzles are easy but deceived. Blue Prince is great if you are intelligent and curious. It is terrible if the brain is made of a cotton swab and a resentment disappointment. The puzzles of indie games for people like me should basically be a wooden block for adults.

Oh, you can set it in a laboratory with many beakers and test tubes and computer screens. However, we will lightly click on the triangle, click the triangle hole, and make a happy sound. Perhaps the narrator mentioned how wonderful it was to achieve this. “You really did this puzzle. I'm proud of you. I love you.” It will fix me.

There is no small payment, only a small help fee that is absolutely anything

Until this point, you can think of it as harsh. which! If you have graphed everyone's intelligence, I'm not sure. Maybe I'm not good at reading that graph. Because Baba is you, I am a fool. Good news is as follows: Calling cute things like 'Backer Content', you can give me absolutely transferring me with a small payment.

I didn't support anything, but I can pay to pay it and I will not know the difference! Or, basically make a DLC that unlocks the actual game itself. 'You paid money to play the game, but you really game?' I will fall too quickly. I fell too hard for the police to prevent the onlookers from taking a picture. Oh, only $ 10 for extra music? Why, Wallet Prosecutor's wife, you can have my wallet. you're right. The wallet inspector can now be a woman. Go out of the bubble.

The story of a good and bad story is clearly described and bothers me

The story of love and loss is enough. Show me an angry man and tells a man who kills him. But he kills him because a bad person killed a good person first. The police thumbed their thumbs and shouted “not guilty.” complete. That's all for my game.

I do not want to learn about human condition. I do not want to find something deeper to myself by exploring the experience of the abstracted character through my own control of my destiny. I do not want tragic love or conflict between the two friends far away. And I do not want to bother me. I will never tell you to bother me. But when I see it, I will make a very long YouTube video for it. So take it out! Like the worst guest of the world in your house, I will say “it's okay” until I lose my heart and ruin my place.

Others can't play games differently from me.

Despite the fact that my intelligence is equivalent to the BEDKNOBS & BroomSticks, I tend to think of it as the best video game player on the planet. There is no evidence of this except to hit the game that others have won, but here we are champions with me. And many successful indie games provide players with several ways to solve problems, but I don't like it. It means that others are better to solve problems than me. Or think about the problem in a different way. It breaks the reality of the world.

Therefore, all solutions to all puzzles are the same but still easy. If you have loopholes, speed runs or better paths, you need to patch. I don't want to be good for anyone except the game, but I also want to tell everyone to love it, how great it is and it is good for it. Knowing that there is a solution I missed, I will claim it in my credit card.

Who is the character, why the subtitles I'm interested in

I do not mean a diary or knowledge log as in Final Fantasy 16. I want to be characterized by a pop -up that explains who the character is, where I am, who I am, and why my character is awake. Also, if the side quest of the character is worth it. 'Yes, it's worth it' or 'Let's go, man, his family is already dead.'

Perhaps the initial preview of the whole story of the side quests/Wikipedia and summary. Whenever there is a conversation, there must be information scrolls on the UI so that this person is running the bar and hiding the magic user or the same thing. When the terminator analyzes the victim, I want the screen to look like a full color version.

In all achievements, there must be a soft father who says that bells and soft fathers say, “Well!”

Whether it's completing the tutorial or breaking the game in the most difficult environment, there must be a wonderful bell that says that the sound of a hungry and lovely parent did a good job. Then it should be proud of me and say that someone else did not solve this first puzzle in the game. I want the game to lie to me. I really want to pretend to pretend to be stupid, not just my way toward oblivion, just smart, skilled and talented. That is about the best game.