Oh, Stardew Valley. Peace, agriculture and attractive villagers. We have a lot of time to build relationships, take a shower with gifts, and dream of a cozy and pixeled life.
But to be honest, if you have a bachelor's and bachelor's degree in the old Pelican village and falls into a messy, confused and practical world, many of them will be an absolute nightmare. Forget about a healthy farm life -we talk about full -fledged, daily dramas, social fake PAS and enough emotional baggage to fill the barn.
1
Shane
Maeverick in the atmosphere
As the ultimate drama King, he was the one who started a fierce Twitter discussion about Joja Cola's ethical sourcing, and all the people left the account without the explanation the next day.
His mood changes will be legendary. One minute, he cries and text messages that are crying for the lost chicken he adopted. He also appeared in a group line, sat in silence for an hour, and then declared that he had to go home to check the birds.
2
Abigail
Crystal appraiser
She clearly complains that her hair is dyed in a different and shocking color every month, and then no one believes it is her natural shade. You invited her to a pod luck, she appeared on the beach with a 'discovered' surrender bag, and she claimed to be a gourmet snack because she ate it once and was okay.
Then she began a philosophical debate with someone about the spiritual characteristics of the rock, and in the evening, she will be in the debate about whether a person can truly feel the energy of Gard. She was also a new hobby every week, and she expects everyone to immediately support new passion, from knitting to blacksmiths.
3
Haley
Self -appointment criticism
We all know it. A classic average girl with a secret heart of gold after doing a lot of work (and perhaps an expensive gift). She constantly judged everyone's costumes and family decorations, causing a drama and “I was so tired of all basic people today.”
She complained to her designer's clothes on her casual barbecue and smoking her hair. However, she cried and rejected sad dogs by phone, but not before everyone left the way of emotional whip before everyone saw her weak.
4
Sebastian
Depressed ghost
Depressed loneliness. He is a type of splashing in all social events. This is not the worst sin, but when he finally left him, he sat in the corner and looked at the phone and complained that Wi-Fi was too slow in the video game.
He would have an ambiguous blog about his feelings that everyone could keep in secret, and he would post anxious and poetic items about the unknown social interaction. They will be well written, but you will not feel bad in half. You also do not know if he is angry or deep. It is a drama in itself.
5
Floor
Confusing genius
With her gorgeous heart, the floor will not be through malice, but will cause dramas through intentional and intentional unreality. She will be the person who 'optimizes' a coffee machine and brew it as a laser. She tried to fix the Wi-Fi by creating a sophisticated antenna in the kitchen and converting the living room into an unstable scientific experiment.
Her 'helpful' invention will inevitably cause more problems than they solve, leading to a certain state of confusion caused by low -level technology.
6
Elliott
Drama King
Winners of the drama. All minor inconveniences will be a magnificent and theater tragedy. He sends you a six -short text message about how his coffee was too cold, and is filled with a lot of metaphors about the death of joy.
His birthday party will be “depressed night”, where he will perform words in words about the imperfections of existence and the existential horror of the 32 -year -old. He will also be a fatal discomfort when a friend suggests alternative metaphors or dialogue in his latest prose.
7
fountain
Chaos
We all love Sam. His drama will be less malicious and more confused. He accidentally released a fire alarm to make a toast, or appeared in a dinner party with a half -finished song demonstration of a song written about a squirrel. You will never know if you will go to the cold row or instant rock show. He tried to teach everyone to play drums, which ends with a broken stick and a ringing ear.
He organizes voluntary road trips and forgets maps, food and fuel money, but he tries to persuade everyone to be a fun adventure anyway. And above all, It works.
8
ostrich
'Artist'
Free spirit with passive attack march. She had a quiet disagreement with her neighbors about her lawn decoration and left a subtle sculpture in her front yard, which is a commentary on the situation.
She also moved to the cabin in the forest every six months and became a friend who was “finding himself” every six months, saying that she left her next week. She will make a very low key claim with the Jojamart Certificate of the appropriate method of recycling plastic bags.
9
Alex
Jokes with self -breaking self
Alex will be constantly proud of his top physical condition and constantly boast of how much he can lift. Then he subtly checks the reflection in all the windows he passes. His drama comes from his deep noticeable anxiety. A little interest or lack of attention is that he can challenge someone in an instant cancer game to prove his value by tremendous defense.
He will also be a friend who claims to plan all group activities on sports events. You must constantly reassure that he is doing a lot or face silence treatment that is delivered with intense dog eyes.
10
penny
Overwarier
that eternal teaser. She constantly emphasized the smallest things, causing a low key drama. You tell her that you are traveling to the beach, and she will send you a list of 10 pages of packaging and all the potential risks of the sea completed with footnote. Stress, a lot?
She will also be a friend who apologizes for things that are not their faults, assuming the worst scenarios in all social situations.
